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07.01.2011

Truths for Mature Humans

Ich weiss, ich weiss, eigentlich sollte das hier wohl das "Spaß" Label kriegen, weil es völlig stumpf geklaut und ausserdem noch ohne irgendeine tiefere Bedeutung ist, aber einige dieser Wahrheiten sind so erschreckend wahr, dass es leider nur unter "Ewige Weisheiten" laufen kann!;)

Wenn ihr also wie ich manchmal völlig erstaunt feststellt, dass ihr inzwischen fast nie mehr die Jüngste im Raum seid und dass "Erwachsensein" inzwischen schon mindestens zum Halbtags-Job geworden ist, dann werdet ihr euch hier bestimmt wiederfinden:

1.  I think the best part of a friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Ein Blick in meine Computer History war sehr deprimierend - nicht eine peinliche Seite dabei, nicht mal was harmloses wie Playgirl oder sowas...ich bin langweilig!;)


2.  Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.

 
3.  I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4.  There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5.  How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.  Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.  Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
Das ist zu wahr, um schön zu sein!;)


8.  Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
Siehe auch...


9.  I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Das meinte ich mit "erschreckend wahr"! Denkt mal drüber nach...


10.  Bad decisions make good stories.
Siehe auch...


11.  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a time when you just know you won't do anything productive for the rest of the day.
QED!;)


12.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay?  I really don't want to restart my entire collection...again.
Da ich mich diesem Trend strickt verweigere, trifft mich das als einzige Ausnahme mal nicht!;)


13.  I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save my changes to the ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.  "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this, ever.

15.  I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back the phone rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  What did you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run away?

16.  I hate leaving my house looking good and feeling confident and then not seeing anyone of importance for the entire day.  What a waste.

17.  I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer if they call.
Traurig, aber wahr!;)


18.  I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19.  I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet that on any Friday or Saturday night, more kisses start with beer than with Kay.

20.  I wish Gogle Maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option.

21.  Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I saw when I was younger and remember that I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
Ich habe z.B. 20 Jahre gebraucht, um den Wortwitz in "Aristocats" zu verstehen...;)


22.  I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded garbage bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23.  The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24.  I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25.  How many times is it appropriate to say, "What?" before you just smile and nod because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26.  I love the sense of cameraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27.  Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty.  Pants?  Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28.  Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
Ich würde sagen, nicht nur die...


29.  There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die after leaning your chair back too far.

30.  As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31.  Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32.  Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey.  But I'd bet my *** everyone can find and press the snooze button, from 3 feet away, in 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.


Zu wahr, um schön zu sein, wie ich schon sagte...oder?!?;) 
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